So you got interested and decided to read my “about me” page, did you? I can’t believe anyone would actually care to read this, but I thought it should be here just in case.

I’m in my 20’s (I say that because I know I won’t update this until I’m in my 30’s). I live in Southern California and work with computers for a living. Probably (who knows how old this information is).

I most likely still enjoy watching comedy (live and on tv) and playing practical jokes. I may or may not have kids (not at the time of writing- none planned, at least). I also may or may not be married (not at the time of writing, and not planned).

I eat horribly and exercise too little. I can say that will be true for awhile because I have complete confidence in my ability to never convince myself to change. I don’t smoke but I enjoy the occassional drink. I love to travel and meet new people.

I hope none of the above changes too soon- I don’t want to have to update this page. I guess now would be a good time to point out my laziness when it comes to mundane tasks like writing an “about me” page. I’m not a fan.

At this point I’d like to point out that you are still reading a worthless “about me” page. Let me suggest things that may stimulate you more:

1) Moo like a cow. Out loud. Loudly. Trust me, you’ll laugh. If you don’t, at least you wasted a few seconds.
2) Google the word “google” and check out the results. The result will astound you. Or not.
3) Get a pet- I heard yak’s are great.
4) Go to a museum and stare at one peice for the entire day. If anyone asks what you’re doing, just say “is it a sea monkey?”
5) Buy sea monkeys and harvest them.
6) Write a letter to the editor of your local paper demanding the end to some inalienable right like breathing.

I think those are good plans. Run along, nothing to see here…