My unborn son, due at the beginning of August, is a freakin ninja. We already knew he had some karate chop skills because of the intense beating he is giving to the belly he’s inside of. The little guy must be practicing for his black belt or something.

Anyhow, we had a fetal anatomy scan the other day. The ultrasound technician was doing her measurements and ensuring everything was in order (i.e. he still has “boy parts”). As she was wrapping up, my son disappeared into the depths of the womb like only a true ninja can.

As hard as she tried, the technician simply could not get a clear picture of him. She said he was being “uncooperative”. I say ninja. I’m thinking his thoughts were more like “Don’t even THINK about using your fancy shmancy technology to take pictures of me. Watch this- I disappear and you can’t see me anymore. Try picking me out of a line up one day- you won’t be able to, sucka!”

It’s funnier if you pretend a baby is saying it in a little kid voice. Try it. :)